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Here are some reasons I think Sharks are SOOOO much cooler than Fish
1. Fish are evil stupid animals who exist only to make life hard on others, while sharks exist to widdle down the fish population.
2. Sharks have a 6th sense that allow them to detect electric fields, used to help eliminate the vile evil fish create.
3. Sharks are warm blooded creatures while fish are cold blooded heartless bastards.
4. Sharks have eyelids
5. Sharks are super smart!
6. Deaths from fishing accidents in a year: Approx. 100,000,000,000 Deaths from Sharks in a year: Approx. 3
7. Sharks only eat seals because they make mean jokes about how the sharks don't know their fathers. Seal may seem adorable on the out side but I can't help them if they make fun of a shark with daddy issues.
8. Sharks have a dorsal fin so we can see them coming, they're all like "Hey bro, mind if I chill here?" and then if you don't see then they're all like "HEY, I SAAAIIIDD, Mind if I chill here?" and then if you offend them enough they think you're a seal and start suffering flash backs from being made fun of by seals and then they bite your rude ass.
9. Some sharks have to battle each other in the womb in order to get out a live. It's like the hunger games except with infants! The winner can't be anymore of a badass.
10. Sharks have been here since the dinosaurs. They're old and tired and just want everybody to get off their lawn. Don't piss them off!
And that's why I love sharks, and hate fish- HAPPY SHARK WEEK <3